Xbox One...WTF?!!

Hey there Mr. Brendan!

Oh hey there Jim. What be the haps?

Did you see this super awesome new system?!!! The Xbox One!

Oh...I saw it Jim. I...saw it. The system that broke my heart...and killed a little bit of me.

Wait what?

First off Jim...the name is fucking stupid. Xbox One? What do you mean the first Xbox or the Xbox One? Fucking confusing.

Yeah...but at least it is not as bad as the Wii U.

Yeah...that's true but still what the hell?

Well...it has the super cool kinect!

Yeah that's great Jim...except for this time it is required. I don't want to have to deal with making sure the Kinect can see me and do all of its BS everytime I want to play a game. It just feels like a stupid gimmick that's being forced down our throats this time.

But you can play online with your friends! They have a lot of servers now.

Yeah that is all well and good. Except for you have to be connected to the internet at least once a day to play solo. When I want to play games a lot of the time I don't connect to Xbox Live because a lot of the time when I am playing single player games...I don't want to.

Wait what?

Exactly. Another thing that pisses me off about the Xbox One is their "used" game policy. I live with 2 other roommates and we each have our own Xbox. When we go out and get a new game we often go halfsies or thirdsies. Now we have to pay to install each of our new games on each of our Xbox Ones. What the hell.

At least the installing is a cool thing...

Yeah...it's not. It is a major pain in the ass to do when you want to play a new game. Also the Xbox One has 500 GB of memory. The average game is about 25 GB for Blueray based games. 9 GB otherwise. So have fun with all that space. Oh and guess what...no spots for external hard drives.

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Yeah...it's pretty fucking terrible.